How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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