Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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