Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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