Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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