It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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