Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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