Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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