I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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