That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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