Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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