I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
