Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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