People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Farmville is her only friend.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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