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I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
is it fun? or sober?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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