So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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