we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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