so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
i out mim tonsoeep
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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