I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
it hurts more in the daytime
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
