I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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