we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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