She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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