The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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