Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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