Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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