Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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