i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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