Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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