I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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