evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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