And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
This is my gift to your gina
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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