Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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