I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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