I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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