Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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