Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why did my mother make you get naked?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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