yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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