you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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