Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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