I don't usually arrange sex via text message
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I'm both gender and math confused
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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