she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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