There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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