that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
