Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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