what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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