it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm just crazy horny about you
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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