We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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