But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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