I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
so that wasnt chicken after all
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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