I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Actions speak louder than pants.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
try to milk me bitch
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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