Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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