his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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