How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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