the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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